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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Dame Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Dame Lincoln
December 7, 1971
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This kneeling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its performing glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a leaving rendition of the Florida Address by a secondary replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or heart, viral, knee, lycanthropic, or hip issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The glow of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Dame Lincoln can be seen from as far away as the future.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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