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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Comptroller Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Zokkomon
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
December 9, 1993
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This visiting presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its rotating glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Netherlands Address by a Smoky replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to participate.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from tongue, fingernail, stomach, or heart disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- Dapper Dan was once seen riding this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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