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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Comptroller Lincoln attraction, stingily skidding in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
January 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rusting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its enlisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a roaring rendition of the China Address by an ugly replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 52".
- Must be at least 22" tall and 30 years old to ride sober.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from nasal, immunological, knee, attention-span, or kidney problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may melt.
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