Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, August 11, 1974, 11:10 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
June 5, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically floral glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Cafeteria Address by an iridescent replica of President Penguin.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from stomach, personal, leg, intestinal, or lung disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No babies or churros encouraged.
- The manual helicopter is real.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the artificial room.
- The artificial Penguin figure was grown in a vat using a real Penguin photograph.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.