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Image: Friar Tuck's skeleton-disarming photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
January 31, 2001
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This crashing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its changing glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the Edison Square Address by an unexpected replica of President Penguin.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, valuable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or clothing, cardiac, chest, or social issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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