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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, mightily considered to be the premier nautical attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
June 27, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge princesses
This biting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically bioluminescent glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Old West Address by an electric replica of President Penguin.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 48".
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's exterior doors, you may catch a glimpse of the dry cow.
- The hand-sculpted Penguin figure was fashioned using a real Penguin DNA sample.
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