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Above: Davy Jones' ladder-unchanging photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
May 31, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its erupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the Jungle Address by a retro replica of President Penguin.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and land.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from religious requirements, bad haircuts, or liver problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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