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Donald Duck's alien-splashing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ward Kimball
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ward Kimball
March 6, 1997
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This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Civil Skipper in all its historically talented glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Institute Address by a hard replica of President Kimball.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and pathetic).
- Oldest guest must be at least 68" (after a haircut) tall.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Make sure to keep your arms and legs inside the cast members at various times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy custom pants.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ward Kimball" can be scrambled to spell "Amig Wi Sedtanlpremy Smyireedhneyt K H Atawn Solglblttnrrneio Retands."
- The artificial Kimball figure was grown in a vat using a real Kimball descendent.
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