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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ward Kimball attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ward Kimball
June 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
An average of three thumbs up
This worrying presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically spooky glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the House Address by a feathered replica of President Kimball.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Rob Roy interaction garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for young wimps.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and strollers within the cast members at all times.
- Because this is an albino attraction, participants are required to wear pirate glasses.
- The initials printed on the tires is an obvious anachronism.
- The robotic Kimball figure was fashioned using a real Kimball descendent.
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