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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the primeval world
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
December 2, 1990
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This losing presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its stunning glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a carousing rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a striped replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from ethical objections, bad haircuts, blinding makeup, or ankle, hip, intestinal, lycanthropic, brain, or immunological issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln "alternative" experience.
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