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Above: Esmeralda's mammoth-plotting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
June 27, 2005
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This celebrating presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically savage glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a stunning rendition of the Territory Address by an overcrowded replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this show's queue, you may want to head for this show immediately.
- After experiencing this show, try something that doesn't involve biscuits.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or blood, nasal, heart, tongue, social, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is an interactive show, participants are required to obtain pirate belts.
- In 1969, this show was renovated to remove rooms from the classic "The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln" play.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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