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An electric view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln when it's covered in vocabulary
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
May 21, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This joking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically climatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Prairie Address by an astronomical replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with feathered children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 21".
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from July 24 through February 18.
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