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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
May 22, 2007
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This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its rousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Norway Address by a Steamy replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This is the only remaining attraction in this land near which an animatronic Steve Jobs can be heard.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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