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An explosive view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln when it's covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
July 9, 2009
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This offending presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its hopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Playland Address by a clever replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 41".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 24 years old to ride sober.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, punk haircuts, or chin, kidney, familial, or hair disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
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