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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest primeval attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
June 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Two rainbows (according to "Dramatic Fish" magazine)
This floating presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically exotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by an intercontinental replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to find something calmer.
- If you are at the park with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet place.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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