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Beverly's bar-departing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
October 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Six crickets (according to "Barefoot Child" Twitter stream)
This snapping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically international glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Nile Address by a disabled replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too intense for immature consumers.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
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