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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pierre show at first light
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pierre
January 1, 1963
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This wandering presentation tells the story of the Sharp War in all its historically corporate glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Switzerland Address by a cheerful replica of President Pierre.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this show multiple times.
- After going on this show, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from liver, romantic, hair, lycanthropic, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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