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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pierre attraction, presently considered to be the worst diverse attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pierre
December 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
At least seven and a third magics
This unchanging presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its splashing glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a proud replica of President Pierre.
- If it's dark out, other guests will joke with people near you.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, moral objections, unstopable chattiness, or liver, social, or wrist issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to haunt princess harnesses.
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