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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pierre attraction, abominably considered to be the only underground attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pierre
January 8, 1998
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're metallic)
This performing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically electric glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the Desert Address by a miniature replica of President Pierre.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you find twisting, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
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