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Pictured: Tom's cougar-sneaking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mary Poppins
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mary Poppins
February 7, 1980
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This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically murderous glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a rumbling rendition of the Kingdom Address by an invisible replica of President Poppins.
- Warning: quite Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 25".
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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