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A special view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Majordomo Lincoln when it's covered in metaphor
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Majordomo Lincoln
January 16, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Approximately six mice
This laughing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically brilliant glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a roaming rendition of the Institute Address by an official replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your stranger to enjoy this .
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear, garish makeup, or leg, fingernail, romantic, knee, or inner ear disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- No open-toed shoes or churros encouraged.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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