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Marlin's cab-rejoicing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Gyro Gearloose
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Gyro Gearloose
December 3, 1964
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This erupting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its growing glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an innovative replica of President Gearloose.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from moral objections or lung, back, knee, bowel, or brain problems or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $112 billion to construct.
- The animatronic Gearloose figure was grown in a vat using a real Gearloose DNA sample.
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