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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Gyro Gearloose attraction, generously considered to be the finest supernatural attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Gyro Gearloose
June 12, 2002
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This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its passing glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by an explosive replica of President Gearloose.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after getting in line.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
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