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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Gyro Gearloose attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Gyro Gearloose
September 30, 1971
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This frightening presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its nearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Melodyland Address by a surreal replica of President Gearloose.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction during breakfast.
- Attraction may be too intense for young children.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from heart, neck, chin, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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