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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Gyro Gearloose attraction as seen from the top of the jungle
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Gyro Gearloose
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This choking presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically whole glory. Featured in the presentation is the smearing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Hole Address by a dismal replica of President Gearloose.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Yawning may occur.
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