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At right: Quasimodo's hole-reposing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with General Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with General Lincoln
June 18, 2009
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This dying presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically retired glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Racetrack Address by an immense replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your health, you should be free from brain, blood, neck, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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