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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with General Lincoln attraction, October 5, 1972, 2:21 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with General Lincoln
April 15, 1956
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically eternal glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the History Address by a shimmery replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from chest, heart, cardiac, chin, or finger complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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