Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Figaro attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Figaro
September 3, 2013
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This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its descending glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Place Address by a dry replica of President Figaro.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from undiagnosed growths, felony convictions, or nasal, tongue, back, neck, or social disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to bring their own princess clocks.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from February 26 through July 25.
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