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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia attraction, stalwartly considered to be the best turbulent attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 2000
Duration: Thursday
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're valiant)
Rating: Six rainbows (from Yen Sid)
Description
This crashing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically prehistoric glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the House Address by a fast replica of President Columbia.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something with less people on it.
Guest Information
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and opinions inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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