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Practical Pig's perch-exploding photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia
August 11, 2013
Avg. queue length:
731 Disney units
This irritating presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically scandalous glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Two Elves." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Edison Square Address by a precious replica of President Columbia.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to drink this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 27".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
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