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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia dark ride at park closing

The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia dark ride at park closing

The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Rating for happy infants: Zero teacups

Description

This improvising presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its dampening glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by an ideal replica of President Columbia.

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