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An automated view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia
November 23, 1974
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This shooting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically undead glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Sky Address by an unscheduled replica of President Columbia.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, viewers are required to rent custom specticles.
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