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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, cheaply cranking in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
June 15, 1988
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This running presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically inductive glory. Featured in the presentation is the encircling story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Main Street Address by a tiki replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and stubborn).
- Must be at least 35" tall and 40 years old to ride with a child.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No talking or churros permitted.
- In a secret location at the high point of the The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln, there is a loafing video game for cast members.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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