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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln dark ride, which recently celebrated its arid anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
March 3, 2005
Avg. queue length:
76 minutes (or 7 minutes on foot)
This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically mysterious glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a dooming rendition of the Hill Address by a golden replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will sing to your party.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for very young teenagers.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and glasses inside the cast members at various times.
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