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Above: Hamm's weasel-screaming photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Bob Iger
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Bob Iger
October 15, 2012
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This zipping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its reawakening glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Séance Address by a scary replica of President Iger.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will joke with you.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions or attention-span, inner ear, back, or immunological complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Darkwing Duck was once seen modeling this attraction.
- The robotic Iger figure was crafted using a real Iger face mask.
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