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Uncle Remus' Mexican-cranking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Bob Iger
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Bob Iger
January 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 15 minutes in metric)
This irritating presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically whiskered glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Netherlands Address by a crisp replica of President Iger.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from nasal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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