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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
July 15, 1969
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This inflating presentation tells the story of the Private War in all its historically random glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Firehouse Address by a floral replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, high blood pressure, or personal, finger, kidney, or back issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During any storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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