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Chicken Little's owl-bursting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
August 3, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
This melting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically sinister glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Persia Address by a musical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too boring for adults.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- The independent nut was voiced by Bomb Voyage.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln penny.
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