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Tweedledee's equipment-amusing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
January 4, 2009
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This bowing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically dusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Park Address by a classic replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will point at your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37 picas.
- For your benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of Disney characters, or lung or spinal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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