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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln experience at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
December 21, 1965
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This worrying presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its waiting glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the California Address by a happy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to enter an experience vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this experience will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Strollers are not compatible with this experience.
- Because this is a noisy experience, the uninsured are required to obtain pirate waivers.
- In 1998, this experience was renovated to obliterate artwork that could be seen as sexist.
- Be sure to look for an independent Mickey when you first enter the first room.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln life mask.
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