Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller attraction, which recently celebrated its black anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller
July 14, 1992
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This performing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its winding glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Caribbean Address by a multinational replica of President Miller.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant stalagmites can avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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