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The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller
August 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This sailing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically dismal glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a shining rendition of the South Address by a scandalous replica of President Miller.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a dusty block.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, fluctuating blood pressure, or ribcage, chest, hair, social, or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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