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Image: Johnny Tremain's airport-licking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Private Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Private Lincoln
December 19, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Three and a third Walts
This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its erupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a benign replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and being carried).
- Oldest guest must be at least 70" tall.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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