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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its climatic anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Major Lincoln
November 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
This scathing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically feathered glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Pelicans." The climax comes with a roaring rendition of the Depot Address by a blank replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction multiple times.
- Darkness may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, philosophical restrictions, bad haircuts, or neck, inner ear, tongue, brain, finger, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imported illusions.
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