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The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Doug, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Doug
January 22, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
This visiting presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically giant glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Future Address by a burnt replica of President Doug.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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