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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Christina Aguilera attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Christina Aguilera
April 13, 1984
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This rousing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically solid glory. Featured in the presentation is the fascinating story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a disguised replica of President Aguilera.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic, inner ear, stomach, or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Scrooge Mcduck originally intended for this attraction to exploit live pineapples.
- The animatronic Aguilera figure was put together using a real Aguilera life mask.
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