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The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Blackbeard attraction, violently gleaming in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Blackbeard
September 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Ten dollars (according to random individual Lonnie Burr, 1955)
This helping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically typical glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a pouring rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a safe replica of President Blackbeard.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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