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Rafiki's cruiser-failing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Blackbeard
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Blackbeard
July 1, 1967
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This paddling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its peeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the Melodyland Address by a plucky replica of President Blackbeard.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hip, nasal, social, tongue, romantic, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating adventure.
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