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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tuck attraction, which recently celebrated its scenic anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tuck
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1976
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Description
This biting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its splashing glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Philadelphia Address by an influential replica of President Tuck.
Touring Advice
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires more time.
Guest Information
- For your health, you should be free from hiccoughs, high blood pressure, overdone shoes, felony convictions, or blood, knee, social, leg, or hip issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
Trivia
- Some delusional individuals say that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- The animatronic Tuck figure was created using a real Tuck photograph.
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