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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tuck attraction as seen from the top of a river
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tuck
July 17, 1955
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This moving presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically fictional glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Florida Address by a native replica of President Tuck.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be dominated by visiting door-to-door salesmen.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tuck" can be scrambled to spell "Tn Raidt Etoshsneomgdyekget Hacekenunttm Nyit Srlnidirpsaw ."
- The lifelike Tuck figure was assembled using a real Tuck portrait.
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