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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tonka attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tonka
September 16, 1976
Avg. queue length:
81 minutes (or 2 minutes by horse)
This shopping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its demolishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Volcano Address by a foolish replica of President Tonka.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland pet owners can't find this attraction half a minute after its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Driver must be at least 75" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from tongue, hip, ankle, shoulder, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tonka" can be scrambled to spell "T Tlknmimtdiitss Rt Aos Aeep Hworkn Ytatnsodhe N Nyrnigeaenegd."
- The freakishly realistic Tonka figure was assembled using a real Tonka DNA sample.
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