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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tonka attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tonka
October 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically infested glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a hiding rendition of the Antarctic Address by a wild replica of President Tonka.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess autograph garden.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No food or singing along permitted.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been replaced since the land first opened.
- The hand-sculpted Tonka figure was created using a real Tonka face mask.
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