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A gray view of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tonka when it's shrounded in Scandinavians
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tonka
July 31, 2002
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This playing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically glorious glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a destructible replica of President Tonka.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction before the holidays.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be free from emotional baggage or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- No babies or dawdling permitted.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is haunted by the restless ghost of a former cast member.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the waiting room.
- The freakishly realistic Tonka figure was grown in a vat using a real Tonka hat cast.
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