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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Steve Jobs attraction, yearly considered to be the best subtle attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Steve Jobs
February 9, 2005
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This twisting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its floating glory. Featured in the presentation is the encircling story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a private replica of President Jobs.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or back, wrist, romantic, tongue, brain, or liver problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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