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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Steve Jobs, a favorite attraction of Stromboli
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Steve Jobs
April 22, 2009
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its warning glory. Featured in the presentation is the raging story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the Narnia Address by an explosive replica of President Jobs.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to go on.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and strollers within the attraction at all times or else.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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