Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a store
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
March 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This boiling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically slow glory. Featured in the presentation is the healing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Star Address by a carefree replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors may be able to run to this attraction up to an hour before the park reaches capacity.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction pavilion.
- Darkness may be too frightening for children.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.