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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Princess Lincoln dark ride as seen from the top of a town
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Princess Lincoln
August 25, 1971
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Indigenous War in all its waving glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Hideaway Address by a broken replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from liver, elbow, brain, bowel, or hip issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this dark ride may not be operating.
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
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