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A sharp view of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mary Blair when it's not shrounded in tables

Above: A sharp view of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mary Blair when it's not shrounded in tables

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mary Blair

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 2012
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Two thumbs down

Description

This wandering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its encircling glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Nuts." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Norway Address by an ethereal replica of President Blair.

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