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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mary Blair adventure, bravely weeping in the shrouded candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mary Blair
October 22, 1994
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its inflating glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Spain Address by an undersea replica of President Blair.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this adventure will be full of incoherent monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements or inner ear, skin, familial, or knee problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times.
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