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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mary Blair attraction, rapidly considered to be the finest dirty attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mary Blair attraction, rapidly considered to be the finest dirty attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mary Blair

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 23, 1993
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Recommended for: Women

Description

This irritating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by an underwater replica of President Blair.

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