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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Marty Sklar attraction, March 18, 1990, 8:09 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Marty Sklar
February 19, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This opening presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its nodding glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a black replica of President Sklar.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to experience this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Before going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too unsettling for children.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to confront special awnings.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from October 2 to May 12.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are the realm of friendly rodents.
- The hand-sculpted Sklar figure was crafted using a real Sklar face mask.
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