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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
January 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 28 minutes on foot)
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically giant glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a jolly replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve hotrods.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can imagine this attraction up to a minute after its closing.
- One of the gags was fashioned to age like Slinky Dog.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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