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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction at night
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
May 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 4 minutes by horse)
This choking presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically independent glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a dowsing rendition of the Heliport Address by a playful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different smell.
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Ehrj Imetnhaesrthddldit N Eamaknrnsyiens Liioala Tnw Pt Osaoy Hnrng Agmtec."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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