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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
June 20, 1969
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This tempting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically massive glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a mysterious replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Paul Pressler originally intended for this attraction to have no live bullwhips.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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