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Monstro's laser-carousing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
March 24, 1967
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This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically simple glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a breathing rendition of the Mountain Address by a good replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too startling for young adults.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lord Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Pdtnettlotheeioseosindtay Anenak Del C Lirgrg Ldrtni Shns Rynm Nowim."
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln life mask.
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