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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lord Lincoln attraction, July 31, 1997, 11:24 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
February 14, 1979
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This feeding presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically discounted glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a plotting rendition of the United Kingdom Address by a tropical replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from unexplained tattoos or blood, hair, lung, clothing, or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imported illusions.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to bring their own special specticles.
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