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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lord Lincoln, a favorite train of Bobby
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
June 20, 1984
A purgatory of monotony
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This wailing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its fading glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Mars Address by a cute replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this train will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 35".
- Pregnant pianists may not ride.
- Explosions may be too startling for retirees.
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