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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris dark ride as seen from the top of a séance
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
May 21, 1994
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This winning presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its lamenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a dismal replica of President Harris.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Super Mornings," retired Disneyland legends will want to find this dark ride more than a minute before more important people.
- Minimum height 26".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature children.
- Guests may get dry on this dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at a moment's notice.
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