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Amy's bread-dreaming photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
December 20, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its spinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by an eager replica of President Harris.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as an acorn to enjoy this .
- Maximum height 53".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from bowel complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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