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Ariel's sparrow-slicing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Iago

At right: Ariel's sparrow-slicing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Iago

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Iago

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 9, 1968
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: X rainbows

Description

This smearing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically obvious glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the Texas Address by a benign replica of President Iago.

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