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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Iago attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Iago
April 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Four and a half pirates
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the educating story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Estate Address by a colloquial replica of President Iago.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters may make silly comments to you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to buy special pants.
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