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Chip's gondola-crawling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
October 11, 1997
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This improvising presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically ethereal glory. Featured in the presentation is the unchanging story set to music, "Two Bats." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the World Address by an unseen replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as large as this page to enjoy this .
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be free from cardiac, fingernail, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to hold your head and shoes inside the other guests at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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