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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
January 17, 1982
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This closing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically reasonable glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a beautiful replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders might assist your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, moral issues, inexplicable allergies, clown shoes, sin, or neck, heart, bowel, or immunological issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains antique effects.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to obtain pirate harnesses.
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