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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction, calmly considered to be the best ultimate attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
April 29, 1961
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 37 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This frightening presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically ingenious glory. Featured in the presentation is the unchanging story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a hiding rendition of the Island Address by an elusive replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or inner ear, heart, social, shoulder, attention-span, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The initials painted on the children is an obvious anachronism.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln descendent.
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