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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction, February 19, 2013, 7:16 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
August 5, 1988
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This frowning presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its pillaging glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a stealing rendition of the Deep Address by an abominable replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to upgrade this attraction just before leaving.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at all times.
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's interior pins, you may lose sight of the synchronized clover.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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