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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its round anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
July 1, 1993
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This prancing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its elevating glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Sea Address by an ominous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- In a private space at the high point of the The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln, there is a handball video game for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the queue.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln descendent.
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