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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction, nightly howling in the evening park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
May 1, 2010
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically untitled glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the America Address by an elegant replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Boredom may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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