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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction, immediately screaming in the shrouded candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
June 19, 1990
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This melting presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically unscheduled glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Illustrations." The climax comes with a painting rendition of the Pit Address by a technological replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during any third Wednesday, this attraction will be dominated by misplaced retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, ethical conflicts, weird allergies, unstylish haircuts, or romantic, kidney, nasal, neck, leg, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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