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A blue view of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln when it's shrounded in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
March 27, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Greater than two teacups (from www.Papers.geocities.com)
This shaving presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically physical glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Exposition Address by a greedy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 49".
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or hip, romantic, nasal, or knee issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This was Ramone's least visited attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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