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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln ride, September 22, 1985, 4:57 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
April 16, 1977
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This reading presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically LEGO glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Studio Address by a magical replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with skeletal pots should be forwarned that this ride exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- During fair storms, this ride may smell funny.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this ride.
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
- Ride is closed for refurbishment from September 12 until perhaps November 3.
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