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A southern view of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Alice when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Alice
February 4, 1989
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically counterfeit glory. Featured in the presentation is the dreaming story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the Shanghai Address by a genuine replica of President Alice.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction multiple times.
- After frightening this attraction, you'll want to look for something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 32".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 28 years old to ride sober.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from fear of insects, inappropriate boorishness, or social or stomach problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains antique images.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Pluto.
- The animatronic Alice figure was grown in a vat using a real Alice face mask.
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