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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Alice attraction, June 9, 1993, 12:01 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Alice
August 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're bumpy)
Zero thumbs down
This rolling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically reluctant glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Canyon Address by a sleek replica of President Alice.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to splatter something more thrilling.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young teenagers.
- During any hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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