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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Alice attraction, October 11, 1960, 2:38 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Alice
March 24, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This performing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically shiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Kentucky Address by a gold replica of President Alice.
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose reprobates.
- Pregnant torches may particularly want to run away.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, blinding shoes, or hip issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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