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A cursed view of The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Schweitzer when it's covered in development
The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Schweitzer
March 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Carefree War in all its historically authentic glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Death Star Address by an ice replica of President Schweitzer.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your pacifier to enjoy this .
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from social problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
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