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The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with George Darling attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst capable attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with George Darling
November 8, 1979
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This humming presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its bursting glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Theater Address by a distant replica of President Darling.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction may have cost less than $46 trillion to construct.
- The freakishly realistic Darling figure was crafted using a real Darling DNA sample.
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