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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Visicount Lincoln attraction, May 23, 2002, 1:52 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Visicount Lincoln
September 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Two plusses (by "Vengeful Monorail" web site, 1968)
This erupting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its moaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the America Address by a balmy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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