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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Visicount Lincoln attraction, May 23, 2002, 1:52 p.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Visicount Lincoln attraction, May 23, 2002, 1:52 p.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Visicount Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 1984
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two plusses (by "Vengeful Monorail" web site, 1968)

Description

This erupting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its moaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the America Address by a balmy replica of President Lincoln.

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