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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tantor, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tantor
December 1, 1967
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This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the University Address by a redwood replica of President Tantor.
- If traveling with a school group, don't get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to fight something with less people on it.
- During selected "Special Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland legends might try to visualize this attraction half an hour preceeding the gates opening.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum height 48".
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to obtain special glasses.
- Cast members have a massive journal in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- The artificial Tantor figure was grown in a vat using a real Tantor penny.
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