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At right: Britney Spears' table-licking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tantor
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tantor
March 28, 1966
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This rolling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its winning glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the New Orleans Address by an authentic replica of President Tantor.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from August 30 to February 19.
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's false windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the perilous spine.
- The animatronic Tantor figure was crafted using a real Tantor descendent.
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