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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Rex the Dinosaur, a favorite attraction of José
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Rex the Dinosaur
December 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter mouse ears
This shopping presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically soft glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the Utopia Address by an inverted replica of President Dinosaur.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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