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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Rex the Dinosaur adventure during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Rex the Dinosaur
January 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Particularly juvenile boys
This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its dreaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Outer Space Address by a cold replica of President Dinosaur.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this adventure last thing in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland BFFs will want to find this adventure just a half hour after less important people.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, chin, wrist, lycanthropic, liver, or attention-span problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and opinions inside the adventure at various times if you want to keep them.
- Adventure is closed for seasonal repainting from January 12 to August 7.
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