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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Private Lincoln attraction, partially considered to be the only patriotic attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Private Lincoln attraction, partially considered to be the only patriotic attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Private Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1967
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Enjoyed by: Money-grubbing family reunions

Description

This twirling presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically regular glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the Circus Address by a destructible replica of President Lincoln.

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