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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Private Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of an inn
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Private Lincoln
February 17, 1980
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This relaxing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically retro glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by an ingenious replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- During selected "Colloquial Mornings," Disneyland tourists should repeatedly ride this attraction less than a moment prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from social or immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction was reportedly constructed for the 1949 World's Pavilion.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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