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A cursed view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Private Lincoln when it's covered in children

A cursed view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Private Lincoln when it's covered in children

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Private Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 28, 1986
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes

Description

This roaring presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its hula-ing glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Deep Address by a wrong replica of President Lincoln.

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