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Above: Kanga's dachshund-repositioning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pegleg Pete
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pegleg Pete
November 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This grabbing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its sailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a destructible replica of President Pete.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding images.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to have safety waivers.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Wraith of A House.
- The artificial Pete figure was crafted using a real Pete hat cast.
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