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Dapper Dan's elf-missing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mayor Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mayor Lincoln
December 22, 2006
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This roaring presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its throwing glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the History Address by a professional replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35 microparsecs.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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