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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mayor Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Tex
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mayor Lincoln
November 30, 1985
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This erupting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically audiovisual glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a harmonious replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After enjoying this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less demanding.
- Minimum height 26".
- Yawning may occur.
- This dark ride's scenery actually tunnels beside the railroad track.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the last room.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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