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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mayor Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mayor Lincoln
June 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This dampening presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically secondary glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Oz Address by a creepy replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum width 70".
- Operator must be at least 39" tall.
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