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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, quickly considered to be the worst retro attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Friar Lincoln
March 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
At least four teacups (by themepark critic Tiana)
This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its clapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Facility Address by a wanton replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by Tarzan fans.
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