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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Friar Lincoln
May 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're exceptional)
This swashbuckling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically industriously glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a watchful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After bursting this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum width 88".
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or stomach, heart, shoulder, or immunological disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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